Happy Friday in The Dongers Club, my favorite day of the week to write an article. While this isn’t quite the normal Friday that I am used to writing about, I cannot resist the competitive juices that are flowing through me as I write this and I anticipate this being a fantastic slate and a fantastic weekend. Or maybe it’s just that I am having my first Abita as I write this since … well, since something we don’t need to talk about happened in football. As always, we begin Friday’s in the Dongers Club with the Dongers Club Friday Anthem. Please stand and Gentlemen remove your hats. You are going to want to have more than one lineup...
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