The Dongers Club – May 28th

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I wish I had a simple way to break down how the FanDuel and DraftKings slates could possibly align but I think I am just going to go watch Stranger Things 4 and let my mind rest instead of this debacle that FanDuel did on their side today. All total there are 16 MLB games today as the Rockies and Nationals will play their double-header today to make up last nights PPD game and here is the breakdown between FD & DK which looks normal on the surface until you realize something which I’ll explain below FanDuel – 2 Slates They have since added a bunch of other poors slates.  I have no words here… 12:05 PM (2 Games):  Early 4:05 PM (8 Games):  Main …. that’s it DraftKings 2:10 PM (2 Games) – Turbo Slate 4:05 PM (6 Games) – Early 7:05 PM (6 Games) – Main So FanDuel is including the Noon Rockies/Nationals and Orioles/Red Sox G1 of double headers.  Please dont let them know they are double-headers they might actually cancel the slate then because they dont want too much revenue now as the IRS might flag them for actually making a profit and that wouldn’t be good for their U.K. Drug Money Laundering Scheme of a business. But what is fucking hilarious?  They made the 4PM slate the Main slate and then didn’t include three games that start at 10pm.  Three pretty important games too.  So instead of having THREE (if not 4 if you count the 2pm games) legit slates, they have … 1 Good slate and then 1 slate nobody will be awake in time to really set a lineup for. My pet turtle’s travel lacrosse team is more organized than these asshats. So here’s the plan.  Just one article that is going to cover every game from Early and Main on DraftKings, which also covers the Main on FanDuel. [spacer height=”20px”] WEATHER All games should play fine. [spacer height=”20px”] AFTERNOON SLATE Shane Bieber Welcome to the land of De-Ja-Vu.  A week ago Shane Beiber vs Detroit was scratched due to rain and then he came out and dazzled.  I was going to fade him last night with other options which really didn’t do well, so lets just all make sure we do the smart thing and take him now. Gerrit Cole Tampa cannot hit right now and the Yankees pitching staff is in…...

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