The Dongers Club – June 23rd

Today is a Friday.  So there are going to be 15 games tonight, right?  RIGHT??   Newp.  The Cubs, the CUBS of all teams, are being sent over to London to play in London for some unknown reason.  They of course are playing the Cardinals and if you dont think Paul Goldschmidt could double as a guard at Buckingham Palace then I don’t know what else to tell you. So yeah, do the math people, this means there is no Cubs afternoon game on Friday, June 23rd.  I am once again letting MLB know that I am available for hire to do their schedule. We also have four teams who insist on doing 6:40 PM start times tonight, and God forbid...

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