Dear Thursday’s. I am tired of being your bitch…. Today, we take back what is rightfully ours.

Six games tonight ont he MAIN slate as the The Blue Jays and White Sox have sadly been removed from the DFS slate tonight. The new series tonight include the Royals in Cleveland and Mariners in Houston.
WEATHER
KC @ CLE … This is the one ugly spot today and I am not even talking about the Kansas City Royals. It’s not too heavy of a storm/rain chance though so I think they’ll find a way to play and given the state of the Royals hitting Tanner Bibee is going to be someone people wanna use.

TOP PITCHERS
KYLE BRADISH (DK: $7200, FD: $8500)
Both offenses are garbage right now, the top 4 on the Yankees are very hot garbage & Bradish is quietly now the ace on this Orioles staff. I trust him to keep it up and do not mind a game stack with Severino here. If these two teams (Baltimore is tired and the Yankees are bad) who haven’t done shit consistently for a while now decide to go off tonight then I’ll just take next Thursday off from MLB DFS….
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Yes, there are no games next Thrusday, what’s your point???
SP2 OPTIONS
LUIS SEVERINO (DK: $6900)
Classic case of something has to give. Severino is a roll the dice between good Sevvy and bad Sevvy but the Orioles are cold as you can be. If he is gonna die, it’s gonna be Cedric Mullins who takes him yard.
TANNER BIBEE (DK: $8700, FD: $9200)
Pending weather, but as long as the game starts on time he is good to use and as of now it’s trending that it’ll be a cleanly played game with
JULIO URIAS (DK: $9400)
He’s going to pitch much better statistically speaking than last Saturday in Kansas City when the Royals posted 5 ER on him in the first inning thanks to nothing but bloop singles and the worlds greatest BABIP ever. Problem is, he could pitch clean and effective today and still only get you 14 DK FPTS because he won’t throw more than 75-80 pitches.
OTHER PITCHING NOTES
Bullpen or spot starter likely for Houston…
Eovaldi back in Fenway Park, should have 5+ strikeouts but that’s not enough for me today.

MARINERS
Kelenic, Suarez, Hernandez
Very bummed that Framber Valdez isn’t back tonight, but none the less we ride Seattle vs Houston who has had their number quite a bit. The Astros should be in play too vs Kirby but not as strong as the 4-6 part for Seattle (assuming they go 4-6)
RANGERS
Seager, Lowe, Jung
DIAMONDBACKS
Perdomo, Marte, Gurrie

CATCHER
- Tom Murphy
- Gabriel Moreno
FIRST BASE
- Josh Naylor
- Christian Walker
- Nate Lowe
SECOND BASE
- Ketel Marte
- Marcus Semien
THIRD BASE
- Eugenio Suarez
- Alex Bregman
- Jose Ramirez
SHORTSTOP
- Corey Seager
OUTFIELD – Mt. Rushmore
- Brandon Nimmo
- Lourdes Gurriel Jr
- Teoscar Hernandez
- Corbin Carroll

- Eugenio Suarez – 3B – Seattle Mariners – Chairman of The Dongers Club
- Teoscar Hernandez – OF – Mariners
- Josh Naylor – 1B – Guardians
- Lourdes Gurriel Jr – Diamondbacks
- Corey Seager – SS – Rangers
- Josh Jung – 3B – Rangers
- Cedric Mullins – OF – Orioles
TODAY’S BETTING ANALYSIS
Good Over Upside — Meaning these have best potential to go way over…
- Mariners/Astros
Good Under Upside — Meaning best potential to be a 2-1 or 5-2 type game.
- Pirates/Dodgers
- Royals/Guardians
ML Targets
- Rangers + Diamondbacks ML Parlay