MLB · April 7, 2026

The Dongers Club – April 7th

WEATHER

Everyone is scared of the cold it seems — or they just want to make sure people come out and actually spend money on concessions.  Thus we have lots of games which moved up their start time tonight and DK abolished the Turbo slate.

Me happy.

 

GARRETT CROCHET (DK: 10,000)

I was debating do we go with the Contreras spark and look at stacking the Sox — or just take Crochet who should walk into the clubhouse and literally say — guys, I got this.  The risk here is immense.  No, it’s not giving up runs, or walks, or negative points.  The risk is who he decides he is going to plunk.  And yes, he is going to plunk someone.  And no, it’s not going to be Willson’s brother.  The obvious choice?  Oh, it’s fucking dead obvious who you mean.  You nail Gary Sanchez.  End of story.  Just don’t get tossed afterwards Crochet.

SANDY ALCANTARA (DK: $8300)

It’s a trap?  That’s literally the only argument against Sandy at home.  The guy is all the way back and is so comfortable pitching at home in front of literally nobody.  Cincy’s all about that low scoring and defense ball that Tito employs, so whenever they do face a good SP, I’ll have to remind us to take what we see and that’s a boring offense.

CADE CAVALLI (DK: 5700)

We will just keep taking Cade under 6k all season long.  The downside tonight is more that there’s just so many pitchers that should be in the upper teens, but this is also a slight boost up for him to get more strikeouts than he did in his last start.

CRISTOPHER SANCHEZ (DK: $9700)

What are we scared of here?  Heliot Ramos?  Willy Adames?  Harrison first pitch Bader?  Trust your defense Sanchez and don’t try to just strike everyone out tonight.

 

BRAVES

Man if Ronald Acuna Jr and Austin Riley want to piss me off anymore, they can go 0-9 tonight against Yusei Kikuchi.  Hope that Jonah Heim gets the start behind the plate too.

RAYS

It was good to have COSTCO back in our lives as the Rays returned to their Tropicana “COSTCO” Field warehouse last night.  The Cubs starting pitching is a mess as the magic foot they had last year has worn off.  Javier Assad walks nearly 10% of the guys he faces, is a limited arsenal pitcher and with Matthew Boyd going on the IL he will be making his first start in the majors this year.  Given how walks are up with ABS, I think this could be a really big disaster for him.

HONORABLE MENTION

  • ROCKIES
  • RED SOX
  • CUBS

 

CATCHER

  1. Jonan Heim – Gotta give him a start tonight vs Kikuchi.
  2. Yainer Diaz
  3. Keibert Ruiz

 

FIRST BASE

  1. Jonathan Aranda / Yandy Diaz:  Both are good here, Diaz can be moved over to 3B, but then you cant fit Caminero in the Rays stack
  2. Christian Walker
  3. Troy Johnston
  4. Willson Contreras

 

SECOND BASE

  1. Jose Altuve
  2. Brendan Donovan
  3. Ben Williamson

 

THIRD BASE

  1. Austin Riley
  2. Junior Caminero
  3. Brady House / Curtis Mead:  Mead is a low K% play against a guy who wont strike him out.  But the benefit here for House behind him is that Mead should be on and House has the better lineup spot.  Both nice value plays as well.

 

SHORTSTOP

  1. Trea Turner
  2. Ezequiel Tovar
  3. Thomas Morestead … A.K.A…..  PUNT THE DAMN POSITION

 

OUTFIELD – Mt. Rushmore

  1. Ronald Acuna Jr.
  2. Ian Happ
  3. Brandon Nimmo
  4. Yordan Alvarez

 

OUTFIELD – Tier II

  1. Wilyer Abreu
  2. Lawrence Butler
  3. Jorge Soler

 

  1. Austin Riley – 3B – Atlanta Braves – Chairman of The Dongers Club
  2. Ronald Acuna Jr – OF – Braves
  3. Ian Happ – OF – Cubs
  4. Willson Contreras – 1B – Red Sox
  5. Lawrence Butler – OF – Athletics

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