MLB · May 13, 2026

The Dongers Club – May 13th

It’s a weird slate today.  Yep.  Hump day.

 

WEATHER

All clear – calm before the storm.

 

Any pitcher who posts less than a 16 tonight is likely DOA in my mind.  I’m going risky I think with SP2 here but I believe in my theories.

 

JACOB MISIOROWSKI (DK: $10,500)

Yeah, it’s probably a bad trap taking Miz off his dominant Yankee start & now the Padres roll in with Merrill sitting dead red.   But Tatis should not be able to hit with much hard contact & I think he handles Manny just fine too.  It’s him or Ohtani.  I’ll take picking on San Diego.

NOAH SCHULTZ (DK: $7700)

Sticking with my long running theory on the Royals not hitting someone they have not seen before versus hitting someone they know well.  Schultz will mow them down early.

 

OTHER OPTIONS

  • Shohei Ohtani (prefer Miz)
  • Seth Lugo
  • Kumar Rocker

 

ATHLETICS

The youth movement is in full swing.  I like that Henry Bolte got a little taste of MLB yesterday and that’s out of the way.  He was white hot in the minors (granted, it was the PCL) & although Liberatore has good velocity, I don’t view him as someone that can over power Bolte.

  • Henry Bolte
  • Brent Rooker
  • Shea Langeliers

 

MARLINS

If this game finishes anything but 9-7 or 2-1, we riot.  Its either to the moon or both pitchers find a way to get in and get out.  I cannot see Tree Dicks surviving.

  • Xavier Edwards
  • Kyle Stowers
  • Liam Hicks

 

TIGERS / METS

Wind should help out here, plus I don’t think Framber is going to be clean after his last start.  The Mets are the better side but the Tigers are not to be overlooked – I dont see Scott fooling them.

  • Austin Slater
  • Kevin McGonigle

 

 

CATCHER

  1. Liam Hicks
  2. Shea Langaliers
  3. Danny Jansen

 

FIRST BASE

  1. Jonathan Aranda
  2. Mark Vientos
  3. Spencer Torkelson

 

SECOND BASE

  1. JJ Wetherholt
  2. Xavier Edwards
  3. Ozzie Albies

 

THIRD BASE

  1. Kazuma Okamoto
  2. Nolan Gorman
  3. Bo Bichette

 

SHORTSTOP

  1. Otto Lopez
  2. Kevin McGonigle
  3. Corey Seager

 

OUTFIELD – Mt. Rushmore

  1. Kyle Stowers
  2. Henry Bolte
  3. Brent Rooker
  4. George Springer

 

OUTFIELD – TIER II

  1. Austin Slater
  2. Juan Soto

 

  1. Henry Bolte – The Athletics – The Chairman of The Dongers Club
  2. Brent Rooker – OF – Athletics
  3. Kyle Stowers – OF – Marlins
  4. Jonathan Aranda – 1B – Rays
  5. Ozzie Albies – 2B – Braves
  6. Nolan Gorman – 3B – Cardinals
  7. Corey Seager – SS – Rangers
  8. Liam Hicks – C – Marlins
  9. BONUS … Juan Soto – OF – Mets

 

BETS

  • Tigers / Mets OVER 8
  • Athletics + Marlins ML Parlay

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