MLB · May 23, 2026

The Dongers Club – May 23rd

WEATHER

Global Warming My Fucking Ass…

Tigers at Orioles – PPD

 

GEORGE KIRBY (DK: $9000)

I could go 6 IP against the Royals right now and not give up a run.

ZACK WHEELER (DK: $10k)

The good news for Phillies fans it that Zack Wheeler is clearly just emptying the tank in his final season.  The bad news is that it’s only May and they’ll need him in October if they think they’re going to do good.

 

 

THE MINNESOTA TWINS

The Red Sox are going back to the opener model for Bryan Bello – but he is broken and the opener they’re using is going to have a hard time leaving the 1st inning cleanly.  Minnesota is basically calling the Sox bluff here too, with 5 lefties in the lineup.  Unfortunately they all basically play the same damn position(s) 1B/OF for DraftKings.

  • Byron Buxton
  • Austin Martin
  • Josh Bell or Kody Clemens

 

MARINERS

  • JP Crawford
  • Julio Rodriguez
  • Josh Naylor

 

BRAVES

I guess we trust Atlanta to put up more early today.

  • Ozzie Albies
  • Michael Harris
  • Matt Olson

 

 

CATCHER

  1. Victor Caratini
  2. Sandy Leon
  3. Daniel Susac

 

FIRST BASE

  1. Josh Bell
  2. Matt Olson
  3. Josh Naylor

 

SECOND BASE

  1. Ozzie Albies
  2. Anyone…

 

THIRD BASE

  1. Bretty Baty
  2. Matt Chapman
  3. Jose Tena

 

SHORTSTOP

  1. Colson Montgomery
  2. Trea Turner
  3. Willy Adames

 

OUTFIELD – Mt. Rushmore

  1. Byron Buxton
  2. Austin Martin
  3. Michael Harris II
  4. Julio Rodriguez

 

 

  1. Victor Caratini – C – Minnesota Twins – Chairman of The Dongers Club
  2. Brett Baty – 3B – Mets
  3. Ozzie Albies – 2B – Braves
  4. Julio Rodriguez – OF – Mariners

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