Harry Doyle probably read last nights primary or favorite batters and uttered “One God Damn Hit, thats all we got?”, because that’s kind of how it felt while the good team getting overlooked Dodgers went to the moon late at night a day later. But I really wish we could hear a version of what Harry Doyle would have said about FanDuel’s contest selection on building an early slate today. So in short, we aren’t even bothering with FanDuel early only.
Five game early slate on DraftKings starting at 1:10 PM.
- Red Sox at Tigers
- Angels at Rangers – This game has 2 pitchers I don’t trust at all to go over 10 points and two lineups that I don’t love for stacking either. Just cross it off IMO.
- Cubs at Rockies
- Giants at Diamondbacks – Most likely game to have SP game stack produce but Wood is struggling lately and Giants profile too well vs Kelly for me to touch it. Like Arizona for upset today against Wood.
- Phillies at Nationals
WEATHER
All games play

AARON NOLA
We certainly do not have a long list of solid starting pitchers on the five early game slate and that leads us to a road Nola day game scenario against the Nationals. If I had enough secondary pitchers to write up fading Nola I would mention it as a worthy idea, but he has a very strong chance of 2x’ing the rest of the pitchers today and value is not something we need to find, so take his $10k salary, the 18-22 point range and accept it. You seriously don’t think Victor Robles and Luis Garcia combine for 3 HR again do you??? Didn’t think so.
ANTONIO SENZATELA
This will be the edge if you are into that sort of thing. Senzatela is actually pitching better than any other secondary pitcher option on this slate. Over his last 250 PA against he has allowed only a .329 xSLG, while posting three straight moderate to decent games for his standards. In Coors he’ll get overlooked and likely attacked with Cubs bats as well, so leverage is there and when the pitching is dogshit like this we’re best off taking some leverage over chalk like Alex Wood.
Best second lineup pairing: Wood & Kelly SP game stack.

Red Sox vs Tigers
Kike, Devers, Bogaerts, Renfroe
Grossman, Miggy, Haase
This checks off as the best game stack game using the short slate game stack theory. Both Perez and Skubal rank very poorly and both have been very weak against strong RH hitting lineups. Now, the Tigers obviously aren’t a strong RH hitting lineup but they do have Miggy chasing #500 in a Thursday day game at home. Consider it done.
Rockies
Tapia, McMahon
Jake Arrieta continues to play baseball and pitch for real American dollars. Congrats to him man, he has it going better than you or I. Think about this, the guy can show up today, do a few hours of work, get a nice sweat going and then hit the showers and watch about 6 innings of baseball for free. How do I sign up for that gig man?
Phillies
Harper, Hoskins
Jake Arrieta continues to play baseball and pitch for real American dollars. Congrats to him man, he has it going better than you or I. Think about this, the guy can show up today, do a few hours of work, get a nice sweat going and then hit the showers and watch about 6 innings of baseball for free. How do I sign up for that gig man?

CATCHER
- Eric Haase
- Carson Kelly
- Kevin Plawecki
FIRST BASE
- Miggy
- Rhys Hoskins
SECOND BASE
- Ryan McMahon – My favorite Coors bat today.
- Kike Hernandez
THIRD BASE
- Rafael Devers
- Brock Holt
SHORTSTOP
- Isiah Kiner-Falefa
- Xanderg Bogaerts
OUTFIELD – Mt Rushmore
- Harper, Bryce – Locked in right now and owns Joe Ross.
- Hunter Renfroe
- Charlie Blackmon
- Robbie Grossman

The Dongers Club

- Miguel Cabrera – 1B – Chairman of the Dongers Club
- Bryce Harper – OF – Phillies
- Carson Kelly – C – Diamondbacks
- Ryan McMahon – 2B – Rockies
- Isiah Kiner-Falefa – SS – Rangers
BETS
- Rangers ML
- Diamondbacks ML
- Red Sox / Tigers OVER
HR Parlay
- Miggy, Harper, McMahon

The Chalkiest Stacks
Rockies, Cubs, Phillies
Good Teams Getting Overlooked
Red Sox
Best Leverage Play against Chalk
Senzatela
Favorite DK Pitching Combinations
Nola and Senzatela
FAVORITE HITTERS
Cabrera, Harper