Welcome to Father’s Day Weekend Baseball, we kick it off with 16 games on a Friday which by now includes the Phillies, Nationals, Cubs and Braves giving us some afternoon entertainment on this warm Friday in June. The Phillies and Nationals are so excited they’re gonna play two today and will be on the DraftKings main slate tonight making it a 12 gamer there while FanDuel is an 11 gamer. Neither site includes Senior Citizen games in Cincinnati and ……. Baltimore? What the hell Orioles? Today is National Mascot Day, which is a great time to remind you of the Greatest Mascot of All Time, that would be of course, The Famous San Diego Chicken Other now retired Mascots who are in the Mascot Hall of Fame Include The Gorilla – Phoenix Suns Super Hugo – Charlotte Hornets Hoops – Washington Bullets [spacer height=”20px”] Among Football Mascots, they don’t get much better than Ragnar for the Vikings. He appreciated greatness when he saw it. If you see Demon Deacon you are either about to watch a high scoring ACC game or die. And while everyone wants Horns Down, you don’t want to fuck with Bevo [spacer height=”20px”] However, specific to Active Baseball Mascots, there is of course one who stands above the rest. On the second tier, we have the up and coming Blooper. His social media game is A+. Astro – Houston Astros – who gets props for using an ATV, running without his shirt off and of course pyro-technics… In the underrated department there is Bernie the Brewer, he has a Giant slide which is kind of cheating, but he uses it properly and the stache is A+. In the ‘Could be Better’ department there is Billy the Marlin. Who should really start to use his head more to his advantage to entertain the women of South Beach. The Veteran that everyone forgets about — The Oriole They would be cooler if they got a Divorce – Mr and Mrs. Met Creepy but Harmless, there is Wally The Green Monster Everyone’s favorite Dad Mascots, Mr. Red And of course Friar, who got Katie Nolan to Kiss him once…. Which does not suck. We have Sluggerrr for the Royals, who most definitely doubles as a porn star on the side And then we have the what the hell is that department, featuring Screech – Nationals Baxter – the Arizona…...
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