WEATHER Clear RYAN WEATHERS (DK: $7700, FD: $9000) Weathers should be returning tonight (if they change it after I wrote this, then I apologize and just move on). He’s back from encouraging his wife to welcome their child into the world — I mean, it’s not really that hard now is it? You just lay there, get some drugs in you, scream, then welcome the child. Women, I tell ya. They complain about it like it’s some big accomplishment, but I never saw any of them breaking down Jose Altuve’s splits vs tall pitchers or short pitchers, now did they? No. Oh, for the record, Weathers isn’t small, but he’s on the smaller side. He’s my wild card guy...
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