MLB · June 16, 2026

The Dongers Club – July 16th

WEATHER

Expect a delay for the Giants-Braves game in Atlanta, but I think they’ll play.

 

DAVIS MARTIN (DK: $9000)

Martin versus Cole is a very good RH pitching matchup.  Martin had one blip up in Minnesota two starts ago, but we have chilly temps for this time of year in Yankee Stadium + No Judge of course & Martin really isn’t bothered by lefties all that much.  His breaking pitches and his fastball will keep him upright enough to match Cole toe for toe in what I have as a good pitchers duel.

ANDRE PALLANTE (DK: $7800)

I’m not one to lean into BvP that much – but I decided to check while looking for a single reason to not use Pallante tonight.  I found nothing.  In fact, I found what the overall data and logic says.  Machado/Bogaerts/Merill/Tatis really haven’t done a ton as long as Pallante is not walking them and the Cardinals righty is keeping his walks down & keeping the ball down as well.  San Diego looks awful offensively tonight.

GERRIT COLE (DK: $9500)

I cannot write what I wrote above, and then write what I am going to write below and not come to the conclusion that Gerrit Cole is one of the top 3 arms tonight.

 

GUT PICK

MERRILL KELLY (DK: $6900)

This pitching slate absolutely fucking blows.  Watch all the ‘blah’ guys get you are 14 tonight without being blown up.  Such is the case for “please close the roof and I wont suck” Merrill Kelly – who is at the end of his line as a pitcher and hopefully never appears in this article again after we sneak out one more 13 point game from him.

 

OTHER PITCHING THOUGHTS

  • Hunter Brown will return for Houston tonight.  They got him 10k against a Tigers offense that’s woken up.  Just silly
  • Logan Gilbert likely with the most Logan Gilbert line ever tonight.  6 innings, 3 ER, 2 HR, 2 BB, 5 K.
  • Robert Gasser is tempting vs the Jose Ramirez-less Guardians

 

ASTROS

Framber is BACK in Houston???  Aye.  I know he’s not very tall, but he is himself a lefty and this is not usually good for the pitcher coming back home.

  • Christian Walker
  • Isaac Parades
  • Jose Altuve
  • Yordan Alvarez

 

METS

I’m going right back here.  Sure, I was too cute last night.  Now we get reverse blowout theory + Brady Singer on the bump so the upside goes way up assuming Singer isn’t pulling a magic trick tonight.

  • Jared Young
  • Juan Soto
  • Carson Benge

 

ORIOLES

Homer hunting against Gilbert, plain and simple.

  • Adley Rutschman
  • Pete Alonso
  • Coby Mayo

 

CATCHER

  1. Adley Rutschman
  2. Yainer Diaz
  3. Samuel Basallo

 

FIRST BASE

  1. Jared Young
  2. Spencer Torkelson
  3. Christian Walker

 

SECOND BASE

  1. Jose Altuve
  2. Ozzie Albies
  3. Brandon Lowe

 

THIRD BASE

  1. Isaac Parades
  2. Junior Caminero
  3. Zack Gelof My Lawn

 

SHORTSTOP

  1. Willy Adames
  2. Bo Bichette
  3. Jeremy Pena

 

OUTFIELD – Mt. Rushmore

  1. Riley Greene
  2. Yordan Alvarez
  3. Juan Soto
  4. Lourdes Gurriel Jr.

 

OUTFIELD – TIER II

  1. Bryan Reynolds
  2. PCA
  3. Carson Benge
  4. Christian Yelich

 

 

  1. Adley Rutschman – C – Baltimore Orioles – Chairman of The Dongers Club
  2. Jared Young – 1B – Mets
  3. Lourdes Gurriel Jr – OF – Diamondbacks
  4. Riley Greene – OF – Tigers
  5. Isaac Parades – 3B – Astros
  6. Willy Adames – SS – Giants
  7. Ozzie Albies – 2B – Braves
  8. Juan Soto – OF – Mets
  9. BONUS … Yainer Diaz – C – Astros

 

BETS

  • Mets ML
  • Brewers ML + Cubs ML Parlay
  • Tigers/Astros OVER 7.5

← More MLB articles