WEATHER
All clear

KYLE HARRISON (DK: $9500)
PAUL SKENES (DK: $9000)
Call it the PETCO air, call it being naive. Skenes is your top pick tonight beating out or at least equaling Gavin Williams. I’ll buy low on a good start but the only fear is they are 100% going to limit him.
ADRIAN HOUSER (DK: $5700)
Cheap and of course the Reds have no homer power in San Francisco.
ADDITIONAL PITCHER DEEP THOUGHTS
- Nola vs Kirby is not the slide back to a low scoring game. They’ll have another mid-high scoring game tonight and then finish it off with a quiet pitchers duel tomorrow between …. *checks notes* …. Jesus Luzardo and Bryan Woo. Damnit, I was hoping it was Painter.
- Believe it or not, Chris Bassitt will pitch well vs a lefty heavy Cardinals lineup. But not well enough.

DODGERS
Poor Bryce Elder. LA is going to wake up with a beating on Elder.
- Max Muncy (LAD)
- Kyle Tucker
- Shohei Ohtani
- Mookie Betts
- Tommy Edman
ROYALS
These fuckers either come in as chalk and score 8 runs when you don’t have them or they come in and score 1 run off a 9th inning Carter Jensen homer. Just be comfortable with either outcome.
- Carter Jensen
- Vinnie Pasquantino
- Bobby Witt Jr.
- Kyle Isbel
PHILS / MARINERS
- Trea Turner
- Kyle Schwarber
- Josh Naylor

CATCHER
- Carter Jenson
- J.T. Realmuto
- Carson Kelly
FIRST BASE
- Shohei Ohtani
- Vinnie Pasquantino
- Josh Naylor
SECOND BASE
- Tommy Edman
- Jeff McNeil
- Jazz Chisholm Jr.
THIRD BASE
- Max Muncy (LAD)
- Kazuma Okamoto
- Coby Mayo
SHORTSTOP
- Bobby Witt Jr.
- Trea Turner
- JJ Wetherholt – A good mid range option here now that he has SS.
OUTFIELD – Mt. Rushmore
- Kyle Tucker
- Cody Bellinger
- Kyle Schwarber
- Kyle Isbel
OUTFIELD – TIER II
- Dominic Canzone
- Turner Hill
- Max Kepler
- Drew Gilbert

- Cody Bellinger – OF – New York Yankees – Chairman of The Dongers Club
- Kyle Schwarber – OF – Phillies
- Kyle Isbel – OF – Royals
- Shohei Ohtani – 1B – Dodgers
- Tommy Edman – 2B – Dodgers
- Trea Turner – SS – Phillies
- Coby Mayo – 3B – Orioles
- Carter Jensen – C – Royals
- BONUS …. Kaz Okamoto – 3B – Blue Jays
BETTING CARD
- Royals / Blue Jays OVER 8.5
- Dodgers / Braves OVER 8.5
- Pirates / Padres UNDER 7.5
- Phils / Mariners OVER 7.5
- Rangers / White Sox UNDER 7.5